“Where Art Thou, My Love?” by Keith Stewart

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Flo from Mel’s Diner
still slinging hash?
Shirley from What’s Happening
still full of sass?

Did the Facts of Life’s Jo
ever come out?
Did Lisa from Green Acres
ever make kraut?

Laverne still enjoying
a glass of Pepsi and dairy?
Mrs. Roper ever sway
a man to pop her cherry?

Did the Love Boat’s Julie
ever find love on the ship?
Has Ponch finally retired
to draw a pension from CHiPs?

I had quite a harem,
an eclectic lot.
I spent time with each
in her own time slot.
Though I later moved on

to Cagney and Lacey,
I fondly remember
my 70’s ladies.
.           (and Ponch).

-Keith Stewart

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