Our chic yet down-to-earth atmosphere
Is designed to make sure you feel welcome

Nothing is sexier than getting your hair washed
By the fine tattooed arms
Of a beautiful young stylist
In the Fleet Street Hair Shoppe,
758 N Limestone, Lexington, KY,
—I’ve always thought.

I’m not a weirdo—It’s just hotter
Than you can probably imagine
(Unless you’ve tried it
yourself) Sitting, totally relaxed, with your head
Cradled in a black plastic tub
While this total babe of a hipster-

Hairdresser runs her fingers
Through and waters your scalp, and oh
Yeah—palms indecently hovering
Around glands that secrete endogenous opioid
peptides—sending that inner morphine
Pulsing top down.

You stare up at a smiling face
Or close your eyes and you are there;
I mean fifty shades of
Feeling good; I mean
Amazing. She might offer you an Ale Eight,
you might leave her a damn good tip.

-Zachary Johnson