Everybody knows
You gotta sit on a hop toad
Or it’ll hop away
And everybody knows
If you wanna go, go, go
You gotta pull all the stops away
And it just goes to show
What everybody knows
Is not just a crop of hay
So now everybody knows
What everybody knows
And we’re just a dish drop away
From a sharp tack hop
And a quick she bop
Tucked into the knot the way
A fast slug goes
When it’s greased to its toes
With the other so and so’s
Like a road its one stop away
From everybody’s nose
That runs and is not blown
So it’s no, no, no
Not yo, yo, yo
Because it’s all one stop away
From going its own
Long, lovely way home
When it’s time
To go away