feathered connoisseurs

bird 1.  “oh dear, i am beyond famished, what is on the menu today?”

bird 2.  “quite good, quite good”

“we have for you today an exquisite rabbit youth, flash sun scorched for only about two hours, supple and stil juicy.”

“saw the kit in full animation with my own eyes, he hopped left when his brothers hopped right, the force butterflied him briliantly.”

bird 1.  “this is splendid, indeed”

“good fellow, where are your sharp pebbles, you know, for the gizzard, bit off a bit more than i bargained for.”

bird 2.  “oh certainly, right this way, finest road side selection”
“there you are, there you are”
“can i interest you in a second course?”

bird 1.  “oh, much better now”

“surely, surely”

bird 2.  “seasoned venison, local, organic”

bird 1.  “ah, so lean, and perfectly dehydrated”

“good show, good show”

bird 2.  “and for dessert…”

POP!

(feathers fly)

bird 3.  “ah, good day, what is fresh – i’m starving”

bird 1.  “you are in luck sir, our freshest yet”

“crow”

“eat”

“enjoy”

 

 

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