“It’s Your Mother Calling” by Whitney Collins

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ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?!?!?
ARE YOU WATCHING THE NEWS?!?!?
There are two window washers
Hanging by a thread
On a New York City skyscraper

I think they are 50 stories up
Their scaffolding has snapped
And I have no earthly idea how they’re going to rescue them

I don’t know if they’re going to use a helicopter
Or ropes
Or a…

OH MY GOD!!!

This is horrifying!!!

No
No no no no
They didn’t fall
One of them is actually talking on a cell phone like nothing whatsoever is happening

What a nightmare
He’s probably calling his pregnant wife to say his last goodbye and is just pretending to be calm because he knows he is being filmed but on the inside he is terrified

He’s just really regretting so many choices he has made right about now

Thank GOD none of my children had the poor sense to be a window washer
I bet their mothers have been anticipating this day for years

Those women are SAINTS

Anyway

I know it’s the baby’s nap time
But I had to call

They are probably going to die on live television

-Whitney Collins

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