“I’m a Private Person” by Whitney Collins

The government’s taping my phone calls
The CIA’s reading my texts
The FBI may have my emails
Have I said anything about sex?

My search history’s something of interest
My landline is certainly bugged
Yet I’ve switched my Facebook to “public”
Enjoy these pics of my kids in the tub!

-Whitney Collins

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