The six of them squeeze into a booth in a seedy diner just outside
. Newark:
a balding child dressed as a monk
a woman with eels for fingers
an ambulance driver munching a ladder
an alligator wrapped in a boa
the late Burt Lancaster
and a swarthy, mustachioed man
with ammunition belts crisscrossing his chest,
who gazes fearfully at his companions
before revealing himself
as the great-grandson of Pancho Villa
and muttering through clenched teeth:
One of you spent time as a violist.
I can just feel it.
–Andrew Merton,
Evidence that We Are Descended from Chairs
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