“May 12, 1944” by Andrew Merton

Evidence that We Are Descended from ChairsI arrived a week early
with eleven toes

but the Allies broke through in Italy,
women got the vote in Bermuda,

and a man in Louisville, Kentucky,
was granted a patent

for waterproof cigarette paper
treated with aluminum,

so none of the newspapers
took note of my birth.

As for my family,
my brother was at school,

my father at war.
My mother was in a scopolamine trance.

There was no one to greet me
but the black cocker spaniel

who later taught me to crawl.

Andrew Merton,
Evidence that We Are Descended from Chairs
Accents Publishing

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