The items in his stainless steel Frigidaire: 

Three different brands,
Of Sriracha sauce.

A growler of IPA from that brewery around the corner,
The one where non-drinkers go to drink.

A regimented row of Chinese take-out containers,
Egg Drop Soup, Kung Pao Chicken, Sweet & Sour Shrimp, brown rice. 

A half-empty tube of Preparation H ointment,
In a Ziploc baggie. 

Pre-packaged mix of arugula, kale, and romaine,
Balsamic vinaigrette packet included.

Spring water from Scandinavia,
In non-biodegradable bottles. 

A Tupperware full of banana pudding,
“Love, Mommy” in permanent marker on the lid.

A bottle of Dom Pérignon properly stored on its side,
Waiting for a worthy occasion.

The items in his refrigerator.

Reveal all,
You need to know,
About the  man.