It’s How Mom Rolls

(Her two teenage daughters get home from school.  Mom says…)

Awesomesauce! You’re home! This house is live now!
With my amazeballs fam comin’ home an’ all.
I got woke on your lingo today.
High key need to fix some knosh cuz I’m hangry.
Any o’ your squad savage enough to hang?
If so, I’d keep it as long as they’re not askholes.
I’d hate to have to cancel the trash and drag ’em for that.
I accidentally earjacked your convo yesterday
when you told your bae you needed some skrill
so this savage mom picked up a C-note for your good grades
Well, gotta get back to my regular badassery. Word out!

(Daughters look at each other as mom walks away and one says…)

Never wanna hear that nast again!

22 thoughts on “It’s How Mom Rolls

  1. Rae Cobbs

    Brilliant! I’ve read and enjoyed this many times. I appreciate how powerfully choosing our voice can be when trying to make a point with a young person, without killing the connection! Also, great parenting!

    Reply
    1. Lori Taylor

      Hahaha! Thanks, Rae! It is amazing the stuff kids come up with! I’m not sure if I’m disgusted with seemingly laziness or impressed with such imagination!

      Reply
  2. superkaya slot

    2430 544152Thank you for the auspicious writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it. Appear advanced to far more added agreeable from you! Nonetheless, how could we communicate? 910640

    Reply
  3. Pingback: ทางเข้า lsm99

  4. Pingback: magic boom bars USA

  5. Pingback: สล็อตแตกง่ายสล็อตเว็บตรงสล็อตpg

  6. Pingback: auto swiper

  7. Pingback: ที่จอดรถสนามบินดอนเมือง

  8. Pingback: ออกแบบเว็บไซต์

  9. Pingback: Dan Helmer

  10. Pingback: best magic mushroom site USA

  11. Pingback: halal chicken

  12. Pingback: เล่นคาสิโนกับ LSM99DAY ปลอดภัย เล่นได้ถอนได้จริง

  13. Pingback: หวยหุ้น คืออะไร ทำไมถึงได้รับความนิยม

  14. Pingback: aplicativo

  15. Pingback: กระจกอลูมิเนียม

  16. Pingback: diamond price calculator

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *